The Facebook Marketplace Wall of Shame

Ever since I deleted TikTok, FB marketplace has become my new doomscrolling medium of choice. Here are some of the things I've seen on there. All descriptions are taken right out of the listings (maybe abridged if they're long/not worth keeping here)

Passes the diamond tester

Brand new Dunkin SEALED Marshmallow Ube Swirl Syrup. Limited edition syrup now discontinued.

We want this stupid hamster cage out of our house. it has been here for so long and we don't even have a hamster. Please if you have a hamster or just want it for decoration take it out of our house. Please i'm begging you.

My 1987 Trans Am went up in flames in October 2024 .. I just settled with the insurance company and I am listing the car for parts ..

Silicone sculpture made by Sophie G. Stark depicting a furby made of spaghetti-o's. (Haunted)...

Need a constant reminder that someone out there is disapproving of your life choices? Well look no further, because this cigarette wielding cat is here for you!